how to eat a full meal in less than two minutes.
how to put my makeup on one-handed. heck, how to do just about everything one-handed, and sometimes with my feet.
why it is you're supposed to "clean behind your ears." never actually needed to do it before, but babies get guck in the strangest places :)
how to sleep sitting up.
how to sleep standing up.
how to fall asleep in less than 30 seconds, and feel rested in 5 minutes.
why oxiclean really is all that amazing.
how to change the sheets in no time flat.
how to hold it for several hours longer than anticipated... which is a far cry from going every 20 minutes!
never leave a bottom exposed for more than a second, or risk projectile baby poop all over everything in sight! (that is everything, and i mean everything, except maybe my socks)
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You didn't know about that last one? Good thing to know. Just be glad you didn't have a boy... there's even more to worry about then.
now that is one funny blog post. all very true and new things for a mother with a baby.
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